A murder of crows

Welcome to the dimly lit room of your inner thoughts. This comic is dark humor, and often deals with revenge against pop culture. Typical themes might be, how many ways Santa Claus can be mamed. Regular readers will notice “hidden” details about each cartoon. It sounds dumb, but people seem to enjoy searching for the easter eggs.

	Name: Dr Dracula Affliction: Constant thirst for blood. Bio: Being alive for centuries leaves you with quite a bit of time on your hands. in 1827 Dracula attendend Yale University, and is now an orthodontist with a thriving dental practice.
	Name: Scooter Affliction: Can’t find his legs. Bio:
	Name: Pinocchio Affliction: Broken peg in neck, means he can’t look down. Bio:
	Name: Gummotep Affliction: Old age decay. Bio: Due too a botched mummification job, currently seeking legal council.
	Name: Humpy Affliction: Body dismorphic syndrome Bio:
	Name: Easter Bunny Affliction: Accident prone Bio:
	Name: Hedwig and Serena Affliction: Don’t hate them because they’re beautiful Bio:
	Name: Death Affliction: Death, seeking a cure. Bio: Prefers to kill with a spoon, because it hurts more.
	Name: Santa Affliction: Dead Bio: Would not reveal the where-abouts of his “Good list” and met with dire consequences.